
Reuters: Primate Consciousness Research Laboratory located in Twin Palms has announced a leap of consciousness in the primate population after Facebook exposure.
Hailed as a new step in understanding the similar brain structure of the primate and human, exposure to Facebook has triggered a previously unknown neuronal pathway uncharted by Primate Neurobiology Scientists in the monkey brain.
The news did not go unnoticed by P.E.T.A. activists who claim primate exposure to Facebook is considered a cruel and unusual situation which will result in diminished brain capacity with even brief expose.
As to the capacity that the primates communicate, up to this point they can only type messages that say RE-POST.
A spokesman from Facebook has verified that most postings containing RE-POST are actually primates.
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