There is an old occult maxim which declares that—" Nothing is concealed from him who knows." No Mason is bound to conceal that which he has never learned in the Lodge. All else he receives as he learns any thing, places his own estimate upon its value, and becomes individually responsible for its use. It must be a matter of conscience, and be weighed in the balance of duty, and every one must abide by the result. If Masonry has lost the Royal Secret, or if it never possessed it, or if it was wrenched away in the very name of Religion little more than a century ago, all the same, it belongs to the Craft as the Heir-apparent of the Old Wisdom. But the time has come when no cable-tow can bind it. It now belongs to Humanity equally with the Mason. To this end has it been preserved throughout the centuries.

Friday, February 11, 2011

Monkey's On Facebook - Breaking News

Reuters: Primate Consciousness Research Laboratory located in Twin Palms has announced a leap of consciousness in the primate population after Facebook exposure.
Hailed as a new step in understanding the similar brain structure of the primate and human, exposure to Facebook has triggered a previously unknown neuronal pathway uncharted by Primate Neurobiology Scientists in the monkey brain.
The news did not go unnoticed by P.E.T.A. activists who claim primate exposure to Facebook is considered a cruel and unusual situation which will result in diminished brain capacity with even brief expose.
As to the capacity that the primates communicate, up to this point they can only type messages that say RE-POST.
A spokesman from Facebook has verified that most postings containing RE-POST are actually primates.

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